Welcome to the Adventures of Redyakuza

Well?

P.S. Well done England cricketers! The Ashes are home! COME ON!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm not a warrior: I'm a bored youth.
It's been a while since my last post- not that anyone reads them -but blogs are very...therapeutic isn't the word but... They're good to alleviate something.
I've been lethargic at best over the past few days, creativity has been lacking but my dreams have been rather exciting. I'm increasingly becoming withdrawn from the right sleep pattern. I'm up til 4 and not really tired. I sleep til 3 or 4 in the evening. Night time is when I'm most creative but I get drained by distractions: late night drama such as Kingpin or Oz (what season are they on now? Last season I saw was 5 I think...Fuckin' McManus). The many vagaries of the internet; videogames I've already completed- goddammit why can't videogames be free? -and other stuff.

But fuck it. Here's my observations for today.
Mediocre win by England over Wales.
Richie Benaud's last commentry stint at Lord's: what a character, he'll be missed on the airwaves. Can't you bottle up his charisma and wit and inject it into the grey and lifeless BSkyB commentators. Gower, Beefy and Bumble are alright, but the rest... Ker-rist! Not a patch on channel 4's charm and witticism.
Should we risk Jones? The king of reverse swing? Or slot Collingwood in? Tremlett: an unproven test player? Decisions, decisions. After all, we MUST win the ashes against all costs barring injury to the England boyos.

And now blogging mode has forsaken me in a haze of blase. That's 'bla-zay' but there's no little dash over the e button.

Point one: I have no money.
Point two: I like tattoos.
Point c: If you'd like to rectify these points, please, wholeheartedly donate money, ideas to the pursuit of body art for me: Khal.

I plan to get a depiction of Akira character: Tetsuo, on my left hand stomach.
The word: Arsenal, in gothic/Olde English script down my calf.
More design around my 'R.I.P.' on my right hand stomach.
And possibly, some ideas from you!

I can, I assure you, repay you with my main talent: the power of words. Want something written? I'm your man. Commissions welcome be it poetry, verse, description, novella or script.

Please, come and entertain my ideas!

Have you ever thought about the lyrics to Aha's classic 80's pop song 'Take on me'? Pretty weird I suppose. But insanely catchy nonetheless. Is nonetheless all one word? Answers to my e-mail address: redyakuza@hotmail.com and I'll send you a prize. NOTE: there is no prize.
In this next paragraph, I extoll the virtues of camping with friends. Preferably find an area near a river and a shady patch of trees and commence the fun. Try to bring a gas cooker but if not, a diy fire is just as good, if not more quaint. And bring much food and drinks. I don't extol the virtues of drinking alcohol but it's a bit of fun nonetheless.
Aw crap, I've nothing to talk about today.

I have.