I met a nice girl on New Years Eve. From Australia. And I can stop thinking about her. Yes, can is the right word, but I still find myself thinking about her on a quiet moment. Thank you Em. It's better than thinking of the rut I am in at the moment.

I keep thinking about the dog I gave up after two days. Poor little thing but I didn't have the patience to deal with it 24/7. Have I any resolve? It didn't help that it was a mutt. I think I need a docile pure breed. A pedigree Alaskan malamute. But still I have something to prove to show I have an aspect other than continuous introspection.

Right, forget rememberances.

This BBC Hyperdrive was quite funny wasn't it? Albeit, it was hit and miss, but it was more hit than miss. 'Gary Neville day' - genius.

And now, American Dad. Good but not a patch on Family Guy. Which I believe is better than the Simpsons. And some of these new South Parks were fucking genius. Ahh...

I'm off to look at porn.